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20-May-11, 06:05 AM
A guy is driving around the back woods of Pretoria North and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says:-

'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'$100' the guy says.

'$100? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff.

20-May-11, 06:40 AM
It is Friday!!!

Research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits as yoga does !!!

Position of total relaxation.
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Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.
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Setu Bandha Sarvangasana
This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.
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Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal column.
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Excellent for back pain and insomnia.
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Excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms.
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Great exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.
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Ananda Balasana
This position is great for massaging the hip area.
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This position, for ankles and back muscles.
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