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    <font face="Arial"><font color="darkblue">Enjoy - I did !



    Understanding Engineers - Take One



    Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when

    one said,

    "Where did you get such a great bike?"

    The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday,

    minding my

    own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to

    the

    ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."



    The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the

    clothes

    probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway."



    Understanding Engineers - Take Two



    To the optimist, the glass is half full.

    To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.

    To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.





    Understanding Engineers - Take Three



    A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a

    particularly slow group of golfers.



    The engineer fumed, "What's with those blokes? We must have been

    waiting for

    fifteen minutes!"



    The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept

    golf!"



    The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with

    him."



    He said, "Hello, George! what's wrong with that group ahead of us?

    They're

    rather slow, aren't they?"



    The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire

    fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last

    year, so

    we always let them play for free anytime."



    The group fell silent for a moment.



    The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer

    for them

    tonight."



    The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist

    colleague

    and see if there's anything he can do for them."



    The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"





    Understanding Engineers - Take Four



    What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil

    engineers?

    Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.



    Understanding Engineers - Take Five



    The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

    The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

    The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

    The

    graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"



    Understanding Engineers - Take Six



    Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

    Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough

    features yet.





    Understanding Engineers - Take Seven



    An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him

    and

    said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."



    He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.



    The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into

    a

    beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."



    The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned

    It to

    the pocket.



    The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a

    Princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want."



    Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back

    into his

    pocket.



    Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a

    beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for one week and do

    anything

    you want. Why

    won't you kiss me?"



    The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a

    girlfriend,

    but a talking frog, now that's cool."

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    Yes Yes very good!!!

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    Very good




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