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    Default Friday joke

    A guy is driving around the back woods of Pretoria North and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

    'You talk?' he asks.

    'Yep,' the Lab replies.

    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'


    The Lab looks up and says:-


    'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

    '$100' the guy says.

    '$100? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

    'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff.’


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    It is Friday!!!


    Research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits asyoga does !!!












    Savasana
    Position of total relaxation.


    Balasana

    Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.


    Setu Bandha Sarvangasana

    This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.


    Marjayasana

    Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal column.


    Halasana

    Excellent for back pain and insomnia.


    Dolphin

    Excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms.


    Salambhasana

    Great exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.


    Ananda Balasana

    This position is great for massaging the hip area.


    Malasana

    This position, for ankles and back muscles.



    Chris




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