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    Default r u a betting man?


    A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

    [COLOR=#004040","serif"][FONT="Times ]The lawyer is thinking that seniors
    [/COLOR]are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily.[/FONT]



    [COLOR=#004040","serif"][FONT="Times ]So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game[/FONT][/COLOR]

    [COLOR=#004040","serif"][FONT="Times ]The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.[/FONT][/COLOR]

    [COLOR=#004040","serif"][FONT="Times ]The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00 Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says.[/FONT][/COLOR]

    [COLOR=#004040","serif"][FONT="Times ]This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.[/FONT][/COLOR]

    [COLOR=#004040","serif"][FONT="Times ]The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"[/FONT][/COLOR]

    [COLOR=#004040","serif"][FONT="Times ]The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.[/FONT][/COLOR]

    [COLOR=#004040","serif"][FONT="Times ]Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"[/FONT][/COLOR]

    [COLOR=#004040","serif"][FONT="Times ]The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net.[/FONT][/COLOR]

    [COLOR=#004040","serif"][FONT="Times ]He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.[/FONT][/COLOR]

    [COLOR=#004040","serif"][FONT="Times ]He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep.[/FONT][/COLOR]

    [COLOR=#004040","serif"][FONT="Times ]The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"[/FONT][/COLOR]

    [COLOR=#004040","serif"][FONT="Times ]The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.[/FONT][/COLOR]
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    Default Re: r u a betting man?

    opps -this one didnt copy so well!!

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    Default Re: r u a betting man?

    try rewriting it instead of pasteing it

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